LOOK AT IT, I’M GONNA SCREAM.
anddd now I need an alpaca.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
WHY IS EVERYONE MY AGE HAVING BABIES?!
Today was sunny & we found wild flowers growing in the park. Spring is springing in Oklahoma!
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)
This makes me unbelievably happy.
This made me smile, how adorable.
OH MY GO
I just found my favorite thing
I love this so much.
This is all I want right now. I would give almost anything.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.